Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Yes, Mr. Cohen, What Stinks in Here?

From the Seinfeld Episode, The Chinese Restaurant.

Mr. Cohen: Hey, what stinks in here?

Bruce (laughing): Mr. Cohen! Haven't seen you for a couple of weeks.

Mr. Cohen: Well, I've been looking for a better place.

(Bruce laughs)

Bruce: Better place... Want a table?

Mr. Cohen: No, just bring me a plate and I'll eat here.

Bruce (laughing): Give him a plate and you eat here... Come on, I give you a table.

Jerry: Excuse me... we've been waiting here. Now, I KNOW we were ahead of that guy, he just came in.

Bruce: Oh no, Mr. Cohen always here.

Elaine: He's always here? What does that mean? What does that mean?

Bruce: Oh, Mr. Cohen, very nice man. He live on Park Avenue.

Elaine: Where am I? Is this a dream? What in God's name is going on here?!

2 comments:

Gary Freedman said...

Sheldon S. Cohen, Esq., used to be a trustee of the George Washington University.

I was a patient at GW's Department of Psychiatry from 1992 to 1996.

Coincidentally, I knew a Sheldon S. Cohen at the Central High School of Philadelphia (CHS 230). We both went to Penn State, graduating in 1975.

Gary Freedman said...

I sent several letters to Sheldon Cohen, Esq. advising him of what I believed to be GW's illegal activities in connection with my psychiatric treatment. He never responded to me.

Sheldon Cohen is a tax attorney and used to be Henry Zapruder's law partner at Morgan, Lewis and Bockius. The late Henry Zapruder was also a tax attorney.