Wednesday, April 21, 2010

The D.C. Courts Have Given Me My Freedom!


Now, why would I be angry about that? It's you, my fellow taxpayers, who should be angry!

The Justice Department asked me on Friday January 15, 2010: "What is it exactly that you want?" What do I want? I just want to keep masturbating. The question is, what is it that you, the U.S. Department of Justice, wants when a law firm operates as a racketeering influenced organization -- and that promotes masturbation as a government-subsidized activity?

Federal law enforcement is bizarre! When crimes have been committed, the question is, what does the Justice Department want? Don't do me any favors. Do yourselves a favor! Don't investigate the victims of crime -- investigate the perpetrators.

Incidentally, the above-depicted activity is part of my psychopathology; the image is included to illustrate the symptom of a psychiatric disorder, schizoid personality disorder, as defined by the American Psychiatric Association:

See Miller v. California, 413 U.S. 15 (1973).


Gary Freedman said...

The federal government is paying me to ejaculate. That's some valuable sperm!

Gary Freedman said...

As Justice Potter Stewart would say about racketeering: "I know it when I see it."

Gary Freedman said...

Freud was asked what he looked forward to before he moved to London. He replied: "To die in freedom!"

To paraphrase, my goal in life is to masturbate in freedom!