Wednesday, April 21, 2010

The D.C. Courts Have Given Me My Freedom!


 

Now, why would I be angry about that? It's you, my fellow taxpayers, who should be angry!

The Justice Department asked me on Friday January 15, 2010: "What is it exactly that you want?" What do I want? I just want to keep masturbating. The question is, what is it that you, the U.S. Department of Justice, wants when a law firm operates as a racketeering influenced organization -- and that promotes masturbation as a government-subsidized activity?

Federal law enforcement is bizarre! When crimes have been committed, the question is, what does the Justice Department want? Don't do me any favors. Do yourselves a favor! Don't investigate the victims of crime -- investigate the perpetrators.

Incidentally, the above-depicted activity is part of my psychopathology; the image is included to illustrate the symptom of a psychiatric disorder, schizoid personality disorder, as defined by the American Psychiatric Association:

http://www.ptypes.com/schizoidpd2.html

See Miller v. California, 413 U.S. 15 (1973).

http://supreme.justia.com/us/413/15/case.html

3 comments:

Gary Freedman said...

The federal government is paying me to ejaculate. That's some valuable sperm!

Gary Freedman said...

As Justice Potter Stewart would say about racketeering: "I know it when I see it."

Gary Freedman said...

Freud was asked what he looked forward to before he moved to London. He replied: "To die in freedom!"

To paraphrase, my goal in life is to masturbate in freedom!