Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Witness Protection


Ode to the Witness Protection Program

Goin' off to Terre Haute,

thanks to Louis Freeh,

takin' care of myself.

got a new ID.

2 comments:

Gary Freedman said...

From about the year 1995

Gary Freedman said...

LISTEN BIG BOY,

NOW THAT

I`VE GOT YOU LATE,

GOODNESS BUT I`M AFRAID

SOMETHING`S GOING TO HAPPEN

TO YOU.

LISTEN BIG BOY,

YOU GOT ME LOOKING OUT,

I WOULD DIE

IF I SHOULD LOSE YOU

NOW.

[Chorus 1]:

BUTTON UP YOUR OVERCOAT

WHEN THE WIND IS FREE,

TAKE GOOD CARE

OF YOURSELF,

YOU BELONG TO ME!

EAT AN APPLE EV`RY DAY;

GET TO BED BY THREE,

TAKE GOOD CARE

OF YOURSELF,

YOU BELONG TO ME!

BE CAREFUL

CROSSING STREETS

OO OO!

DON`T EAT MEATS

OO OO!

CUT OUT SWEETS

OO OO!

YOU`LL GET A PAIN

AND RUIN

YOUR TUM TUM!

KEEP AWAY

FROM BOOTLEG HOOTCH

WHEN YOU`RE ON A SPREE,

TAKE GOOD CARE

OF YOURSELF,

YOU BELONG TO ME!

[Chorus 2]:

BUTTON UP YOUR OVERCOAT

WHEN THE WIND IS FREE,

TAKE GOOD CARE

OF YOURSELF,

YOU BELONG TO ME!

WEAR YOUR FLANNEL

UNDERWEAR

WHEN YOU CLIMB

A TREE,

TAKE GOOD CARE

OF YOURSELF,

YOU BELONG TO ME!

DON`T SIT ON

HORNET`S TAILS

OO OO!

OR ON NAILS

OO OO!

OR THIRD RAILS

OO OO!

YOU`LL GET A PAIN

AND RUIN

YOUR TUM TUM!

DON`T GO OUT

WITH COLLEGE BOYS

WHEN YOU`RE ON A SPREE,

TAKE GOOD CARE

OF YOURSELF,

YOU BELONG TO ME!

[lyrics for Chorus 3 bridge and last 8]:

STAY CLEAR OF

FROZEN PONDS

OO OO!

PEROXIDE BLONDS

OO OO!

STOCKS AND BONDS

OO OO!

YOU`LL GET A PAIN

AND RUIN

YOUR BANKROLL!

TAKE YOUR SPOON

OUT OF YOUR CUP

WHEN YOU`RE DRINKING

TEA,

TAKE GOOD CARE

OF YOURSELF,

YOU BELONG TO ME!