Thursday, November 10, 2011

Comedy Quotes from about 1993

Malcolm Lassman to official at Sing Sing.

"No, Mr. Lassman, we don't have a Fax machine for prisoners' use."

(All I can say is, I hope Sing Sing has a conference room for prisoners' use.  Otherwise, how will the Akin Gump management Committee continue to conduct its meetings?)

Patrick Macrory:

"I adim figad fra nut kise noin yeehs ago.  Thoiy wouldn't listen to me."


Don't look at me, I was out of the country.

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