Saturday, June 19, 2010

Soccer is So Gay!


I've been watching the World Cup.  Like most guys, I'm attracted to soccer players -- their athletic, sturdy build is a total turn on.  I'm just a guy that way, I guess.  I find myself masturbating a lot when I watch soccer.  I suppose most men do.  The problem is when your wife is around, or you're with your girlfriend.  I mean, how do you get off a good wank, when your girlfriend is in the room?  How do you explain how you're super-aroused during a soccer game?  What I'm wondering, guys, is how do you handle this delicate situation?  

4 comments:

Gary Freedman said...

Brian loved soccer. Enough said.

Gary Freedman said...

What was my motivation in writing this post? Who knows? I'm psychotic. Very little I do has any meaning.

Gary Freedman said...

Dc United (65.120.67.170)

Arlington, Virginia

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Anonymous said...

I handle this delicate situation by being staunchly heterosexual. It's quite easy then. Not becoming aroused makes this "delicate" situation nonexistent, in fact.