On Friday January 15, 2010 the U.S. Marshal sent two Deputy U.S. Marshals to interview me at my residence about a law enforcement matter. During the course of the interview one of the officers accused me of being an Angry Young Man. Let me set the record straight: I have never appeared in a porn video in my life! Never!! I found the accusation very insulting.
Incidentally, I don't eat sausages. I'm a vegetarian.