Akin Gump Surveillance: Apartment Manager

While I worked at the law firm of Akin, Gump, Strauss, Hauer & Feld I used to leave notes in a prominent place in my apartment based on my paranoid belief that the manager of my building, Elaine Wranik, inspected my apartment surreptitiously every day and reported to Akin Gump what she saw.

Here is one brief note I left for Elaine Wranik during the summer of 1991:
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Ms. Wranik--

Your's is a noble calling -- the surveillance of the criminal element.