Friday, September 06, 2013

eHarmony -- And No, I Did Not Make This Up

Dear Gary,

Thank you for contacting eHarmony regarding your account . My name is Tracy, and I'm a Specialist for eHarmony's Trust & Safety Department. Your situation has been brought to my attention, and I am happy to do my best to assist you. I appreciate your honesty and forthcoming. But I suggest changing your occupation to something other then Racketeer. I do think it is something that your matches should know, however, you have to understand once you convey that info to them they may report you back to us.


Tracy W.
eHarmony Trust & Safety


Gary Freedman said...

My account was closed by eHarmony, perhaps because I stated that I am a racketeer. I have told the FBI that I am currently committing a felony against the US Government, and the FBI doesn't have a problem with that. So why is it such a big deal for eHarmony? I don't understand.

Gary Freedman
Washington, DC
202 362 7064

Darrell Valdez, Esq.
Assistant U.S. Attorney
U.S. Department of Justice
Washington, DC

Dear Mr. Valdez:

This email message (and its hyperlinks) will serve as my felony fraud certification for September 2013. It appears that I am continuing to commit a felony against the government of the United States by defrauding the U.S. Social Security Administration of up to about $500,000 in public monies in violation of 42 USC 1011. There is substantial evidence that I do not now nor have I ever suffered from an illness that would disqualify me from employment.

I respect the determination of the Government of the District of Columbia, however, that as of October 1991 I suffered from a psychiatric disorder (consistent with schizophrenia) that rendered me a direct threat in the workplace, disqualifying me from the protections of The Americans With Disabilities Act -- an illness that, according to DC Government criteria, continues to the present.

The actual felony fraud certification, offered under penalty of prosecution for making false statements (under 42 USC 408), can be found at the following link:

I am available to assist the U.S. Department of Justice in any investigation of this matter.

Gary Freedman
Washington, DC

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