Tuesday, August 02, 2011

I'm Not a Nice Girl When I'm Mad!!

The following is dialogue from the Seinfeld episode, "The Visa."  Ping is suing Elaine.  Ping's sister, Cheryl, is a lawyer.
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There's a knock on Jerry's door.

Voice: Kramer?

Kramer: Yeah? It's my Chinese food.

Ping enters with a bag of food.

Elaine: Oh! Ping! Hi! Listen, thank you so much for dropping that lawsuit against me.

Ping: Not anymore.

Elaine: What?

Ping: Cheryl call me last night, lawsuit back on.

Elaine: Why?

Ping: She call you and your friends big liars. You think she nice girl? Wait till you see her in court. She's a shark! They call her the Terminator. She never lose a case. Now you make her mad. She double the damages. Hasta la vista, baby.

Ping exits.

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