Monday, May 07, 2012

Letter to Craig W. Dye


I checked out the D.C. telephone directory, and you're not listed.  I was devastated.  What happened, man?  I thought we were going to grow old together?  You can run, but you can't hide.

By the way, Craig, if the Feds track you down, tell them you don't know me.  I've gone underground.



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