The following is humorous dialogue I wrote some time in 1995. The document is evidence of my mental status as of that time. Persons suffering from psychotic mental illness tend to lack a sense of humor:
Congressional Round-up at Akin Gump:
Telephone conversation between Eleanor Holmes Norton and Vernon Jordan:
Norton: What do you do, Vernon, kiss white ass all day?
Vernon Jordan: It's not bad, tastes like chicken.
Norton: The white ass you kiss is chicken.
Conversation between Bob Strauss and Tom Foley.
Strauss: Tom, you have to clear out your office. We're dissolving the partnership. Something to do with some crazy paralegal.
Foley: But, Bob, I just got here. First Congress, now Akin Gump? What does a guy have to do to keep a job?
Tell me about it, Tom