The following is a brief humor piece I wrote in about 1995. I was in psychiatric treatment at The George Washington University Medical Center at that time, where I was diagnosed with psychotic mental illness. Psychotic mental patients generally lack a sense of humor.
dialogue for an upcoming episode:
Dennis Race: But he never said he was a homosexual!
Gertrude Ticho: But I never spoke to a Dennis Rice!
Laurence Hoffman: I just signed the damn thing--I didn't know what he put in there.
RSS: Don't look at me, I was out of the country.