From the Seinfeld episode, The Non-Fat Yogurt
Elaine: Hey!
Kramer: Hey!
Jerry: What's the matter?
Elaine: Oh, I was having lunch, and I bit down on the fork.
Jerry: Boy, it's hard to believe -- with all that biting experience -- a person could still make a mistake like that.
Kramer: Yow!
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Judge: Hey!
Freedman: Hey! What's the matter?
Judge: Oh, I was writing an opinion, and I cited an inapposite case.
Freedman: Boy, it's hard to believe -- with all that judicial experience -- a person could still make a mistake like that.
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I bite down on the fork all the time!
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