Huh?

I love the way the federal government operates.  You can tell them you're committing a felony against the federal government and they're like, "Why are you telling us that?"  Because you're the freaking federal government?  On what planet do federal employees spend most of their time?
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>>> Gary Freedman <garfreed@aim.com> 12/3/2012 1:10 PM >>>

Office of Inspector General
Equal Employment Opportunity Commission

Attached is my felony fraud certification for December 2012.  It appears that I am continuing to commit a felony against the Government of the United States.

Gary Freedman
Washington, DC