Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Witness Protection


Ode to the Witness Protection Program

Goin' off to Terre Haute,

thanks to Louis Freeh,

takin' care of myself.

got a new ID.

2 comments:

  1. LISTEN BIG BOY,

    NOW THAT

    I`VE GOT YOU LATE,

    GOODNESS BUT I`M AFRAID

    SOMETHING`S GOING TO HAPPEN

    TO YOU.

    LISTEN BIG BOY,

    YOU GOT ME LOOKING OUT,

    I WOULD DIE

    IF I SHOULD LOSE YOU

    NOW.

    [Chorus 1]:

    BUTTON UP YOUR OVERCOAT

    WHEN THE WIND IS FREE,

    TAKE GOOD CARE

    OF YOURSELF,

    YOU BELONG TO ME!

    EAT AN APPLE EV`RY DAY;

    GET TO BED BY THREE,

    TAKE GOOD CARE

    OF YOURSELF,

    YOU BELONG TO ME!

    BE CAREFUL

    CROSSING STREETS

    OO OO!

    DON`T EAT MEATS

    OO OO!

    CUT OUT SWEETS

    OO OO!

    YOU`LL GET A PAIN

    AND RUIN

    YOUR TUM TUM!

    KEEP AWAY

    FROM BOOTLEG HOOTCH

    WHEN YOU`RE ON A SPREE,

    TAKE GOOD CARE

    OF YOURSELF,

    YOU BELONG TO ME!

    [Chorus 2]:

    BUTTON UP YOUR OVERCOAT

    WHEN THE WIND IS FREE,

    TAKE GOOD CARE

    OF YOURSELF,

    YOU BELONG TO ME!

    WEAR YOUR FLANNEL

    UNDERWEAR

    WHEN YOU CLIMB

    A TREE,

    TAKE GOOD CARE

    OF YOURSELF,

    YOU BELONG TO ME!

    DON`T SIT ON

    HORNET`S TAILS

    OO OO!

    OR ON NAILS

    OO OO!

    OR THIRD RAILS

    OO OO!

    YOU`LL GET A PAIN

    AND RUIN

    YOUR TUM TUM!

    DON`T GO OUT

    WITH COLLEGE BOYS

    WHEN YOU`RE ON A SPREE,

    TAKE GOOD CARE

    OF YOURSELF,

    YOU BELONG TO ME!

    [lyrics for Chorus 3 bridge and last 8]:

    STAY CLEAR OF

    FROZEN PONDS

    OO OO!

    PEROXIDE BLONDS

    OO OO!

    STOCKS AND BONDS

    OO OO!

    YOU`LL GET A PAIN

    AND RUIN

    YOUR BANKROLL!

    TAKE YOUR SPOON

    OUT OF YOUR CUP

    WHEN YOU`RE DRINKING

    TEA,

    TAKE GOOD CARE

    OF YOURSELF,

    YOU BELONG TO ME!

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