The following is dialogue from the Seinfeld episode, "The Visa." Ping is suing Elaine. Ping's sister, Cheryl, is a lawyer.
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There's a knock on Jerry's door.
Voice: Kramer?
Kramer: Yeah? It's my Chinese food.
Ping enters with a bag of food.
Elaine: Oh! Ping! Hi! Listen, thank you so much for dropping that lawsuit against me.
Ping: Not anymore.
Elaine: What?
Ping: Cheryl call me last night, lawsuit back on.
Elaine: Why?
Ping: She call you and your friends big liars. You think she nice girl? Wait till you see her in court. She's a shark! They call her the Terminator. She never lose a case. Now you make her mad. She double the damages. Hasta la vista, baby.
Ping exits.
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