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Saturday, June 19, 2010
Soccer is So Gay!
I've been watching the World Cup. Like most guys, I'm attracted to soccer players -- their athletic, sturdy build is a total turn on. I'm just a guy that way, I guess. I find myself masturbating a lot when I watch soccer. I suppose most men do. The problem is when your wife is around, or you're with your girlfriend. I mean, how do you get off a good wank, when your girlfriend is in the room? How do you explain how you're super-aroused during a soccer game? What I'm wondering, guys, is how do you handle this delicate situation?
Brian loved soccer. Enough said.
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I handle this delicate situation by being staunchly heterosexual. It's quite easy then. Not becoming aroused makes this "delicate" situation nonexistent, in fact.
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