Thursday, June 24, 2010

The Perfect Felony

I am currently engaged in the commission of a felony.  I am in the process of defrauding the federal government of $500,000.  

I cannot be prosecuted for my crime.  On January 15, 2010 the U.S. Marshal Service admitted that I pose a risk of harm to persons in my environment, and therefore I am unemployable by reason of business necessity; I pose a negligence risk to a prospective employer.  I am not permitted to visit my local synagogue or the U.S. District Court without prior approval of the U.S. Marshal.

Also, I admitted to the U.S. Marshal in a taped interview that I am defrauding the federal government; the U.S. Marshal expressly waived an investigation of my crime.

I guess you could say I am committing the perfect felony, the perfect crime.  Thanks, Lanny!  Apparently, it is the intent of the Justice Department to protect the law firm of Akin, Gump, Strauss, Hauer & Feld at all costs -- literally and metaphorically.  And that, as we say in the trade, is good for business.

4 comments:

  1. Am I taunting the DOJ? No, not at all. I am psychotic. How many psychiatrists have said so?

    In fact, even as we speak, antipsychotic medication is coursing through my body.

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  2. The following letter is evidence of severe mental illness:

    http://dailstrug.blogspot.com/2010/06/smoking-gun-gw-akin-gump-and-dc-library.html

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  3. January 5, 2005
    3801 Connecticut Avenue, NW
    Apartment 136
    Washington, DC 20008

    U.S. Secret Service
    245 Murray Drive
    Building 410
    Washington, DC 20223

    Dear Sir:

    This will advise the U.S. Secret Service that I have been the victim of an ongoing fraud and racketeering conspiracy run by attorney managers of the Washington, DC law firm of Akin, Gump, Strauss, Hauer & Feld: a criminal enterprise that has involved The George Washington University Medical Center Medical Faculty Associates, The District of Columbia Public Library (Richard Jackson, Interim Director), as well as several high-level federal officials including former President William Jefferson Clinton, former Treasury Secretary Robert E. Rubin, and former Treasury General Counsel, Edward S. Knight, Esq.

    The Government of the District of Columbia (Office of The Corporation Counsel) determined (in 1997) that I formed a genuine and good-faith belief (though unsupported by fact) that in January 1990 members of the law firm of Akin, Gump, Strauss, Hauer & Feld (a class of persons that included Edward S. Knight, Esq.) gained unlawful entry to my apartment (at the above address), and that the unlawful entry was made with the knowledge and consent of the firm's management committee (a class of persons that includes Robert S. Strauss, Esq. and Vernon E. Jordan, Jr., Esq.). Freedman v. D.C. Dept. of Human Rights, 96-CV-961 (DCCA, Sept. 1998), Brief of Appellee District of Columbia at 9. The firm did not dispute the District's determination or its legal or factual relevance.

    Vernon E. Jordan, Jr., Esq. is a close personal friend of former President Clinton's.

    Secret Service Special Agent Philip C. Leadroot (now retired) is familiar with this matter.

    Enclosed is a collection of pertinent documents.

    Sincerely,

    Gary Freedman

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  4. I had my last session with my psychiatrist Abbas Jama, M.D. on Thursday June 17, 2010. I may be starting to decompensate.

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